When you date a writer

1. Your date would always, read ALWAYS, have something to surprise you with. So on every date, be ready to be surprised by that beautiful bouquet of calla lilies or your favourite Chinese food with great music.

2. It’s an ego boost to be with a writer. They can tell you just how beautiful you are, using flattering epithets that you’d have to look up in the dictionary to know the meaning of. Sigh sigh!

3. Writers are sensitive and sentimental. Before you realise it, you’d probably have a book dedicated to you. Score one!

4. They have great taste. Not trying to boast, but it is these creative souls who try to go beyond the tried and tested dinner and drinks date formula. They look much beyond the ordinary.

5. You’d have proses and poems written on you. From your hair to your lips, nothing will be left out. Now now, isn’t that every girls dream?

6. You’d never need to read their minds to know what they’re thinking of. They’re terribly eloquent and can communicate their minds with perfect clarity. What more could one want?

7. Writers are creative people. It’s a prerequisite to being a writer. So you can practically guarantee atleast one OhMyGod moment every week. And Valentine’s Day would be the most awaited day for you.

8. You’d have a lot more incentive to work on your relationship. Because my dear friend, if they can write proses on your beauty when in your thrall, they can definitely spill the beans in as many words!

9. Writer will NEVER leave you feeling unloved. They are, as a rule, passionate. They’ll romance you with their words and leave you wanting more.

10. And above it all, writers will give you your very own personalised version of DDLJ romance. Turning your life into a fairytale, they’ll sweep you off your feet and give you the happiness that you deserve!